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  • someone: don't overreact
  • me, already digging my grave and shovelling dirt on myself: i'm not
  • aninkyaffair:
“ comeunbraced:
“ i’m not a gamer, but this is some important shit
”
And this shit is why I don’t really do online games.
”

    toxicmp3:

    bernie is verbally begging his supporters to vote for hillary and ensure a liberl presidency and hillary blatantly mentioned a promise to include bernie in her policies and gave him the credit for permanently changing the landscape for the party and his impact on young voters and bernie babies still wont get a grip and vote

    spoopycrutchie:
“ my color blind friend just posted this on facebook
”

    scienceshenanigans:

    justbadpuns:

    The rotation of Earth really makes my day

    image

    funohtrixpointnever:

    ted cruz is being controlled by a powerful warlock

    memeufacturing:

    a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

    small-cabbage:

    taylor-ruth:

    My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

    Need me a freak like that

    fartgallery:

    me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

    them: whats that?

    me: remorse code

    them: im even angrier at u now